| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Peruvian
Authorities Trying to Keep Civilization Away
From Amazon Indians
Who prey on gullible tourists. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Study: More Than 75% Text
While on Toilet
LMFAO. |
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| SPORTS |
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Super Bowl Tradition Brings
Whole World Together
Millions gather to eat unhealthy food and watch
behemoths permanently maim each other. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
| Vocabulary
Builders |
| unintended consequence
n., unanticipated effect of an action
which may result in the opposite of what was
originally intended, e.g., the Citizens United
decision by the Supreme Court had the
unintended consequence of giving Newt
Gingrich a chance to spoil Mitt Romney's
presidential campaign. |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to The Advocate, using
criteria such as the number of teams entered into the
Gay Softball World Series, the number of gay bookstores
and semifinalists in the International Mr. Leather Contest,
which U.S. City ranks highest? |
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A ) |
New York |
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B ) |
San Francisco |
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C ) |
Salt Lake City |
| Hint: have you ever heard the Mormon
Tabernacle Choir's version of Over the Rainbow? |
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| RELIGION |
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San Francisco Airport Opens
Yoga Room
To limber passengers up so they can assume the crash position. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Copy of Mona
Lisa Painted by One of Leonardo's Pupils Unveiled
In upper right corner is written, “Work on
the smile.” |
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