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MISCELLANEOUS
Disney Changes Dress Code, Allows Employees to Grow Beards
But they must be under three feet tall.
Study: Low IQ, Conservative Beliefs Linked to Prejudice
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Twitter to Censor Tweets in Some Countries
Where exchanges of mindless chatter is illegal.
Google Wants You to Allow It to Track Your Every Movement
In a nonjudgmental way.
 
LAW
Scholars Meet to Discuss Legal Ramifications of Driverless Vehicles
For example: what if a driverless vehicle is used by bank robbers as their getaway car?
 
TRAVEL
Miami Beach Introduces Special Pink Patrol Car
For tourists with upset stomachs.
What exactly did Freddie Mac want to know about history that prompted them to hire Newt Gingrich as a historian for $1.6 million?
A )What was the historical origin of the name, “Freddie Mac?”
B )How much does a bank have to contribute to the campaign funds of leading members of Congress to get them to do what the bank wants, and which members of Congress, specifically, historically speaking, would those members be now?
C )When he founded the First Bank of the United States, did Alexander Hamilton have sexual affairs with women whom he wasn’t married to at the time when the women he was married to were seriously ill?
Hint: if you chose that last answer, it just proves that you’re a despicable member of the media elite and you hate America.
 
RELIGION
Romney Converted Wife's Atheist Father to Mormonism Posthumously
Had to kill him to do so.

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