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 NO. 592 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 16 - 22, 2012 

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JESUS RETURNS DURING PATRIOTS-BRONCOS PLAYOFF
GAME
In the form of a 320-pound nose tackle.
 
WORLD NEWS
France's Rating Downgraded
From rude to very rude.
Pakistan to Arrest Former
President Musharraf Upon His
Return Later This Month

“It's the least we can do,” says current president.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Military Depending on Dolphins to Keep Strait of Hormuz Open
Iran vows to retaliate with giant squid.
U. S. NEWS
Conservatives Rally Behind
Bain Capital

And Marines who urinated on dead Taliban.
Keystone Pipeline Advocates Say Project Will Create 100,000 Jobs
Most of them in oil spill cleanup and post-traumatic counseling.
 
REMINDER
  We can't all be major celebrities.
 
POLITICS
Republicans Poised to Run First Non-Protestant for President
Unless a Great Wasp Hope suddenly appears.
Romney Team Targeted Supporters by Mining Data on How Much They Spent at Williams-Sonoma
If you bought the fondue set, you got lots of calls.
Evangelicals Endorse Santorum
Because “all the others are going to Hell.”
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