| PEOPLE |
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Miss
Venezuela New Miss World
If for any reason she can't serve, Hugo
Chavez will assume her responsilities. |
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| PUBLISHING |
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O'Reilly's Lincoln Book Blasted by Critics
for Factual Errors
Among them, his claim Lincoln bullied guests on his radio
show. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Study: Top 1% Got 275% Richer in Last Three Decades
Did somebody say Tiffany's? |
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Judge Rules Against Graphic
Anti-Smoking Warnings on
Cigarette Packs
Tobacco companies prefer simpler, “Smoke
Responsibly.” |
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 Scientists
Able to Grow Meat in Lab
I Can't Believe It's Not Meat available
soon at your local market. |
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| SPECIAL FEATURE |
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Like
Governor Perry, Americans commonly forget the 3rd thing on a list. Here
are the most commonly forgotten 3rd things:
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| 1. |
Orange juice |
| 2. |
Tomato juice |
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Vodka |
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| 1. |
Car keys |
| 2. |
Grocery list |
| 3. |
Wallet |
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| 1. |
Put out guest towels |
| 2. |
Spray air freshener |
| 3. |
Flush Toilet |
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| 1. |
Fold beach umbrella |
| 2. |
Gather towels, beach toys |
| 3. |
Count your children |
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| 1. |
Review talking points |
| 2. |
Comb hair |
| 3. |
Take your meds |
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