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 Cain Campaign
Ad Featuring Top Adviser Smoking Cigarette Goes Viral
Boosts his appeal with crazy people who smoke. |
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 After Meeting With
Trump, Perry Now Doubts Authenticity of Obama's
Birth Certificate
Has no doubt about authenticity of Trump's hair. |
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| MEDIA |
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YouTube Launches Broad
Entertainment Venture
Hopes its Cute Kitten Channel can compete
with cable. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Murdochs Re-elected to Board at Fox
By overwhelming majority of their family. |
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 Disney Now
Marketing to Newborns in Delivery Room
Also to infirm, elderly with Mickey, Minnie
and Goofy caskets. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Research: Mass Cannibalism
No Solution to Coming World
Wide Food Shortage
Back to the drawing board. |
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Study: Alien Encounters Result
Of Vivid Dreaming
And vice versa. |
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 New Fertility
Chip Counts Sperm
It's being marketed as a “great ice breaker.” |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Teen Violence Linked to Heavy
Soda Diet
Also to TV, comic books, rap music, tattoos. |
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More Evidence Coffee Cuts Skin Cancer Risk
Makes people too jumpy to lie in the sun. |
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| HIGH TECH |
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Find My Friends App Reveals
Wife Cheating on Husband
Find My Husband app reveals husband hiring
divorce lawyer. |
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