| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 A Futuristic
Toilet That Does it All!
Besides opening and closing automatically, it
wipes and cleans you, then updates your
Facebook page with new revealing pictures. It
does everything but recycle your urine as
lemonade, which is extra. $6400, at Sitting Pretty. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Seattle Superhero
Placed Under House Arrest
He'll be confined to his fortress of solitude
for 90 days. |
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 Outcry
Over Lollipops Shaped Like Marijuana
People thought they'd get high. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Baseball
Playoffs Produce Big Winner
Maker of rally towels. |
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| What is this? |
| A ) | Latest odds for
various countries to win the World Cup. |
| B ) | Ratio of religious
fanatics to everybody else. |
| C ) | People who believe
they will be visited by aliens from another planet. |
| D ) | Ratio of pay of
CEO to average worker. |
| Hint: you get partial credit by choosing
all of the above, but the research on the economics has
already been done. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 World's Most
Expensive Dessert Costs $34,000
Just don't swallow the $33,995 diamond. |
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