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BOOKS
Cheney Boasts He Urged Bush to Bomb Syria
Also Berkeley, San Francisco.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Pushing Movie, Madonna Says She Identifies With Wallis Simpson
“Been there, done that,” she explains.
 
BUSINESS
Health Scare Causes Porn Industry
Shutdown in Southern California

Seriously threatening economic recovery.
Disney Sued Over Sweatshop Conditions, Child Labor Violations
Suit filed by law firm of Huey, Dewey, and Louie, LLP.
Housing Market Flat
Flat housing market booming.
SCIENCE
NASA: Due to Russian Rocket
Problems, Space Station May
Have to Be Evacuated

Astronauts would be temporarily housed in nearby UFO.
Homo Erectus, Extinct Relative to Modern Humans, Likely First Cooks
Homo sapiens restaurant critic wrote really bad review, species went out of business.
 
 
Oldest Advanced Tools Found in
Kenya

Right: a combination knife, file, fish scaler, tweezers, scissors, toothpick, awl, corkscrew, and head bludgeoner.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Report: Climate Change Prompting Rise in Mental Illness
Particularly among presidential hopefuls.
Drug Is Found to Extend Lives of Obese Mice
Had drug been developed years ago Orson Welles might still be with us.

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