| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Petition
Drive to Declare Bert and
Ernie Gay Hits Major Snag
Turns out they're just
puppets. |
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Study: Rich Less Empathetic
Than Poor
Poor hope someday to be less empathetic. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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Rich Spanish Duchess, 85, to
Marry Man 24 Years Younger
Despite Family’s Wishes
His family's all for it. |
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| CRIME |
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Polygamist's 50 Wives Say
They'll Visit Him in Prison |
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However, not more than five at a time
allowed for conjugal visits. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Tourism to Vegas Continues
To Improve
As discouraged investors migrate to gambling. |
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McDonald's to Open One
New Store a Day in China
Until it becomes nation of fat, lazy slobs, like us. |
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| PICTURE OF THE
WEEK |
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 New
See- Through Public Bathrooms
Debut
Designed to shorten time people
spend in them, and it seems to
work. |
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| SPORTS |
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Real Madrid Signs 7-Year-Old
Soccer Prodigy
To one-year contract. |
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NFL to Begin Testing for
Human Growth Hormone
Teams order smaller uniforms, helmets. |
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