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POLITICS
Texas Gov. Rick Perry Weighing His Options
Shown: praying for guidance at Fort Worth Fat Cat Prayer Breakfast and Fundraiser.
Bad News: Rick Perry’s
Grades at Texas A&M Leaked: Shakespeare: D, Economics: D, Organic Chemistry: F

Good news: Gym: C.
Gingrich: 92% of His Twitter Followers Are Fake
The rest merely weird.
 
EDUCATION
Ohio University at Athens Rated
Nation’s Number One Party School

Main reason you've never heard of it.
 
TRAVEL
Tablet Computers Replacing Bulky Operating Manuals for Pilots
What could go wrong?
The stern warning to America about the dangers of maintaining “a standing army” and of “entangling alliances” comes from:
A ) a 2008 presidential campaign speech by Dennis Kucinich
B ) a rant by Keith Olbermann
C ) George Washington’s Farewell Address
Hint: he could not tell a lie.
 
RELIGION
Only 52% Give God Positive Job Approval Rating
If they had to choose today, 48% would worship “unnamed other deity.”
 
NEW PRODUCTS
Paper-Thin Bendable Computer Developed
Promises “smart” individually wrapped slices of American cheese.

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