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 NO. 567 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 25 - 31, 2011 

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HEAT WAVE BLANKETS COUNTRY
NEW YORK HAS RECORD 104
Adjusted for subway with no air conditioning, feels like 212.
 
WORLD NEWS
Report: Kim Jong-il Has Big Macs Flown in Daily From China
Plus Happy Meals for heir apparent, Kim Jong-un.
Obama Apologizes to China About Meeting With Dalai Lama
Says he showed up unannounced.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Oil Sheik's Name Spelled Out in Desert Visible From Space
Only 5000 foreign workers perished.
U. S. NEWS
Congressional Panel: $34 Billion Wasted in Iraq, Afghanistan
Money that could have been wasted in Libya.
Texas Ed Board Compromises on Evolution Materials
Children will be taught Christian Republicans descended from Adam and Eve, everyone else descended from apes.
 
REMINDER
  It's not the heat, it's the collapse of the ecosystem.
 
Police Bust Prostitution Ring
Catering to Wall Street
Charging $10,000 a Night

Includes parking.
 
POLITICS
Study: TV Viewers Mostly Influenced by Candidate's Physical Appearance
Conclusion: Lincoln wouldn't stand a chance today.
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