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 NO. 565 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 11 - 17, 2011 

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TSA TOLD TO CHECK FOR SUICIDE BOMBERS WITH
SURGICALLY IMPLANTED BOMBS
Anyone suspicious will be asked to step out of line.
 
WORLD NEWS
U.S. Holds Back Aid to Pakistani Military
What are they going to do — sell their nukes?
Berlusconi: I Opposed NATO
Libyan Intervention But Went
Along Reluctantly

Same with underage girls at Bunga Bunga parties.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Pamplona's Annual Running of the Bulls Causes Havoc
With annual Pamplona 10K.
U. S. NEWS
Obama Presides Over First
Twitter Town Hall

Takes questions from Shaq, Ashton Kutcher, Kim Kardashian.
GOP Spending Bill Slashes
Budget of Consumer Product
Safety Commission, Defunds
Consumer Complaint Database

And calls for arrest and deportation of all undocumented consumers.
 
REMINDER
  Abnormal is the new normal.
 
Report: Illegal Immigration Down Sharply
Many Americans now looking for jobs in Mexico.
 
TECHNOLOGY
GPS Air Traffic Control System
Replacing Radar Will Allow
Planes to Fly Closer Together

Just what we’ve all been hoping for.
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