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 NO. 560 “Expect the Ironic” JUNE 6 - 12, 2011 

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BERLUSCONI'S PARTY TROUNCED IN NATIONAL ELECTIONS
But his bunga bunga party's just beginning.
 
WORLD NEWS
Drone Strike Kills Al Qaeda's
No. 1 in Pakistan

Also kills No. 5, No. 12, Nos. 22, 23; injures Nos. 126, 188, 224, 344, 349-353.
French Riot Police Up in Arms Over Ban on Drinking on the Job
Say cracking heads no fun while sober.
U.S. Surpasses France for First
Time in Wine Consumption

Still trails in soft cheese, frogs, snails.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Internet Abuzz Over New Bigfoot Sighting
Spotted at Republican caucus in Iowa.
U. S. NEWS
Obama, Boehner Will Play Golf Together June 18
After cage fight falls through.
Edwards Charged With Using Secret Slush Fund to Hide Mistress
Plan was to hide her in White House basement for four years if he became President.
 
REMINDER
  Don't believe everything you read in the news aggregators.
 
Obama's Choice to Head Joint Chiefs of Staff Likes to Sing Like Sinatra
And have your knees broken if he has to.
 
POLITICS
Michele Bachmann Said God
Told Her to Run for Congress,
Is Praying Again for Guidance
About Running for President

But He's busy advising Sarah Palin.
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