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CONSUMER NEWS
Taser International- Funded Studies Show Tasers Are Safe
Colt-funded studies show AR-15s are safe.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Facebook Downplays Hiring
Of Firm to Plant Negative
Stories About Google

Just one corporate behemoth having a little fun at the expense of another.
Rush for Domain Names
After Bin Laden Death

If you were lucky you already registered www.osamaobamaohmama.com.
 
EDUCATION
Study: Not Teacher, But
Method That Matters

So that’s why you failed Algebra II.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Ultra-Orthodox Jewish Newspaper Cuts Hillary Out of Iconic Photo
Also removes Biden's bow tie.
FEATURE
Florida State University, Brown University, West Virginia University, George Mason University, Troy University, and Utah State University are all:
A ) pathways to the future for the leaders of tomorrow
B ) good football teams
C )sanctuaries for far-right academic programs funded and controlled by the Koch brothers
D ) gateways to respectability for extra-terrestrials from the Xyptrilon Galaxy posing as students
Hint: we have ways of detecting visitors from Xyptrilon.
 
NEW PRODUCTS
"Smart" E-Cigarette Pack Connects Smokers With Each Other
Helps them locate real cigarettes.

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