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PEOPLE
Gingrich's Past Could Be Plus for Some Voters
Many men would love to dump their dying wives for younger, more nubile women half their age.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Bristol Palin Starring in New Reality Series
She moves to Hollywood and tries to remain chaste while fending off every eligible hunk in town.
 
BUSINESS
Wall Street Nervous as Government Cracks Down on Insider Trading
Prosecutors dump holdings in firms under investigation.
FCC Commissioner Who Approved Comcast Merger Joins Comcast
But she's forbidden from lobbying agency until her name is removed from her old parking spot.
SCIENCE
Report: Geeks Do Better in Life Than Popular Kids Who Looked Down on Them in High School
But still never get over it.
Study Links Decline in Bee
Population to Cellphones

Suggests we stop using cellphones or all life will cease to exist.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Report Links Flammable Drinking
Water to Fracking

Coal industry says flammable water boils more easily.
Study Questions Overuse of Colonoscopy in Medicare Patients
Concludes they're being shafted.
 
INTERNET
Microsoft Buys Skype for $8.5 Billion
Investors in Skype, which has never turned a profit, weep with joy.

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