ENTERTAINMENT |
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After
Trouncing Humans, Watson Accepts
Next Challenge
As new host of Jeopardy. |
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Spider-Man
Broadway Sales Up Despite Bad Reviews
When questioned about it, ticket-holders
say, What's a review? |
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BUSINESS |
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White House: Intel CEO to Join
Jobs Panel
On his return from Bangalore. |
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Borders Files for Bankruptcy
You can read complete filing on any
Kindle or Nook. |
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Coke's
Secret Formula Revealed on PBS's This
American Life
If found responsible, Ira Glass
faces death penalty. |
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SCIENCE |
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Researcher Reports Progress
Building Antimatter Trap
Then disappears into alternate universe. |
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93 20-Somethings Agree to Get
Drunk for Sleep Study
Control group will get drunk just for the
hell of it. |
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UCLA
Researchers Succeed in
Growing Hair on Mice
Hailed as stunning
breakthrough by
bald mice. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Speaking Two Languages Delays
Onset of Alzheimers
Utbay ouryay econdsay anguagelay oesntday ountcay. |
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Study: Doctors Order Tests
Out of Fear of Lawsuits
Ask your doctor which lawsuit is right
for you. |
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