RIOTS ERUPT AT LUXOR LAS VEGAS
Carrot Top flees to Mandalay Bay. |
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IMF Calls for Reductions in
Social Security, Other Entitlement
Programs
But commends U.S. on defense spending. |
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Over 99% in Southern Sudan
Vote for Secession
Northern Sudan calls for recount. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Feds
Seize Catapult in Mexico Used to
Hurl Drugs Into Arizona
Later seize catapult in Arizona
used to hurl guns into Mexico. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Gates Says Loose Nukes
Problem Fixed
Hardly any missing. |
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Obama Promotes Innovation
Week With Visit to Penn State
Urges Joe Paterno to use forward pass. |
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| REMINDER |
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On the
bus, sit next to a
Republican, if you can
find one. |
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Trust in Business,
Government, Media All Down Among Rich
Americans
Trust in rich Americans down among
everybody else. |
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Filibuster Will Continue in
Senate
After passage of Gridlock & Paralysis
Enhancement Act. |
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5-Color Terror Threat Chart
Replaced by Simple Two-Tier Warning
“Don't Panic” and
“Panic.” |
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