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 NO. 542 “Expect the Ironic” JAN 31 - FEB 6, 2011 

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RIOTS ERUPT AT LUXOR LAS VEGAS
Carrot Top flees to Mandalay Bay.
 
WORLD NEWS
IMF Calls for Reductions in Social Security, Other Entitlement Programs
But commends U.S. on defense spending.
Over 99% in Southern Sudan
Vote for Secession

Northern Sudan calls for recount.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Feds Seize Catapult in Mexico Used to Hurl Drugs Into Arizona
Later seize catapult in Arizona used to hurl guns into Mexico.
U. S. NEWS
Gates Says Loose Nukes Problem Fixed
Hardly any missing.
Obama Promotes Innovation Week With Visit to Penn State
Urges Joe Paterno to use forward pass.
 
REMINDER
  On the bus, sit next to a Republican, if you can find one.
 
Trust in Business, Government, Media All Down Among Rich Americans
Trust in rich Americans down among everybody else.
Filibuster Will Continue in Senate
After passage of Gridlock & Paralysis Enhancement Act.
5-Color Terror Threat Chart Replaced by Simple Two-Tier Warning
“Don't Panic” and “Panic.”
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