| PEOPLE |
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 Berlusconi
Denies Wrongdoing
Says he didn't know the teenage
prostitute he didn't have sex
with was underage at the time they
didn't have sex. |
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| MEDIA |
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Fed Okays Comcast Purchase of
NBC
Gains control of Conan's masturbating
bear, among other assets. |
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| BUSINESS |
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$4 Gasoline, $5 Coffee
Predicted
Some may choose to take bus, drink
gasoline. |
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Goldman Sachs Reports
53% Drop in Earnings
Send your check to: Goldman Sachs, 200
West Street, New York, NY
10282. |
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Starbucks to Debut 31-oz
“Trenta” Cup Size
Trenta means “far too much”
in Italian. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Scientists Find New Life
Forms in Unexpected Places
For instance, the back of your
refrigerator. |
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Kangaroos Originated in South
America
Island hopped to Australia. |
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 Researchers
Successfully Test Tiny
Remote- Controlled
Ingestible Capsule
Pill packed with camera,
transmitter and three
miniaturized researchers,
one of them beautiful. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: 129 Million Americans
Under 65 Have Preexisting Conditions
They all suffer from delusions. |
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Study: Education Helps Slow
Dementia
And vice versa. |
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