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 NO. 540 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 17 - 23, 2011 

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SCIENTISTS URGE UN PREPARE FOR EXTRATERRESTRIAL
CONTACT
Fear we'll be caught flat-footed, like in the fifties.
WORLD NEWS
Gates Tells Reporters China's Civilian Leaders Control Its Military
Something we might want to try.
Report: Cyberworm Has Crippled Iran's Nuclear Program
Someone at defense ministry mistakenly replied to e-mail offer of “cheap enriched uranium.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Nuclear Sludge Chew Bars Recalled
Due to unusually high levels of nuclear sludge.
U. S. NEWS
Army Testing Recruits for “Spirituality”
So they're prepared for holy war.
Final Report: BP Spill Could
Have Been Prevented

If only someone had done something, it concludes.
 
REMINDER
  Guns don't kill people, paranoid schizophrenics who can legally buy guns kill people.
 
Pentagon Official: Martin
Luther King Would Support
Current Wars

Gandhi would call for nuking Iran.
Jeb Bush: GOP Needs to Reach
Out to Latinos Now

And ask to see their papers.
Texas Congressman: House Members Should be Allowed to Carry Guns
But be limited to 434 rounds.
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