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 NO. 538 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 3 - 9, 2011 

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Jan 10
A MILLION NY REVELERS TURN OUT TO WATCH BALL DROP IN TIMES SQUARE
Many say mayor already dropped the ball.
 
WORLD NEWS
North Korea Calls for
Better Ties With South

Or else it will launch a nuclear attack.
Ivory Coast's President Refuses to Step Down Despite Losing Election
On advice from five U.S. Supreme Court justices.
 
U. S. NEWS
Obama Condemns "Outrageous"
Pakistan Suicide Attacks

Orders more pre-emptive drone stikes targeting potential suicide bombers.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
  Census: 308,745,538 Americans
538 have great health plans.
Nostradamus (France): “The world will come to a complete halt with word that a great and wondrous new video has gone viral.”
Tiresias (Thebes): “The balance of power will shift from nation-states ruled by tyrants to disparate groups of fame-seekers worshipping a divinity named Snooki.”
Cassandra (Troy): “A great plague will descend upon humanity, but there will be an app for that.”
The Oracle (Delphi): “A new kind of alchemist will turn gold into base metal, and his name will be Glenn Beck.”
Edgar Cayce (U.S.): “Google will buy Groupon.”
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