| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 No
Gas, No Problem!
Here's the first truly
all-electric car, and it's a
ragtop to boot! Never stop at a
gas station again, except to use
the pay phone to call your
jealous pals, still probably
tooling around town in their
fossil- fueled dinosaurs. Under
$1000 (pending government
crash-test results). |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Archaeologists
Find Cache of
Bronze Age Weapons in England
Justifying Roman invasion of 43
AD. |
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| SPORTS |
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James Naismith’s
Original 13 Rules for Basketball Being
Auctioned
No. 7: Thou shalt not commit adultery
with a teammate's wife. |
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 Obama
Injured in Pickup Game,
Needs Twelve Stitiches
Listed as day-to-day. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The U. S. now has
the most unequal distribution of income and
wealth of any major country on earth because: |
| A ) | The top
1 percent of income earners make
more than the bottom 50 percent. |
| B ) | 80 percent
of all new income earned from
1980 to 2005 has gone to the top 1 percent. |
| C ) | The top
1 percent now owns more wealth
than the bottom 90 percent. |
| D ) | The top
1 percent now owns more members
of congress, supreme court justices, judges,
governors, state legislators, tv networks and
newspapers than the bottom 99 percent. |
| Hint: everyone passes this quiz. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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Teens Often Don't Consider
Oral Sex to Be Sex
But it's 3rd base with nobody out. |
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