| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 German
Hotel Lets Guests Sleep in
Classic Cars
Aimed at those who always wanted
to sleep in their car, but were
too rich. |
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U.S. Ranks 11th on List of
100 Best Countries; Finland No. 1
Rankings based on overall quality of
herring, number of top notch ski jump
facilities and length of nighttime. |
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| POLL |
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Most American Students Think
Beethoven is a Dog
And prefer his later symphonies. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Profile: Class of '14 Doesn't
Write Cursively, Wear Watches
Or Use Email
Result: Class of '14 won't pass English,
graduate on time or find out about it. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Big oil and coal
companies are being
allowed to put off
spending hundreds of
millions of dollars on
reducing the amount of
pollution they spew into
our air and rivers.
They would much
rather spend that
money: |
| A ) |
to hire
American workers right
here in America |
| B ) |
to hire
foreign workers for less
money somewhere else |
| C ) | to line the
pockets of their
CEO’s |
| Hint: rhymes
with “to line the
rockets of.” |
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| FACTOID |
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One Half of One Percent of
All Men on Earth Descended
From Genghis Khan
Explains practically everything. |
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