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MISCELLANEOUS
Churchill Suppressed UFO Report During World War II
Unnerved by reported sighting of “cigar-shaped” object.
Women Find Guys Wearing
Red Sexier

According to Journal of Researchers With Way Too Much Time on Their Hands.
 
FACTOID
Google: 129,864,880 Books in World
Not counting novel you're working on.
 
SPORTS
Little League to Employ
Instant Replay

Only for home runs and crying.
Miami Heat Sell All Season Tickets, Then Fire Season Ticket Sales Staff
Tells vendors after they sell all their hot dogs they'll be let go, too.
Brett Favre Says He's Not Unretiring Until He Decides He Isn't
But he's not sure.
FEATURE
The Supreme Court has recently chipped away at Miranda warnings for suspects. Which of the following limits to Miranda rights have not been handed down?
A )Suspects must now speak to the police in order to remain silent.
B )Police don’t have to explain a lawyer can be present during questioning.
C )Time frame when they are valid has been limited.
D )Police don’t have to give the Miranda rights directly, if they act them out reasonably well in a game of charades.
Hint: sounds like “flights.”
 
TRAVEL
Disney World Opening
Luxury Pet Resort

Chance for Fido to meet Pluto.

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