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PEOPLE
Justin Bieber Writing Memoir
First volume, The Early Years, due in November.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Adult, One-Day, One-Park Pass to Disney World Now $82
This year, Scrooge McDuck will take Huey, Dewey, and Louie to Universal.
 
BUSINESS
California Supreme Court Won’t Dismiss Age Discrimination Suit Against Google
Company's mandatory retirement age of 22 may be illegal.
Some BP Gas Stations Consider Changing Name
To Aunt Tilly's Fuel Emporium and Soda Shoppe.
Online Bidding for Batman Comic #1 Already at $35,000
Call your mother, ask her again why she tossed your entire collection.
VIDEO GAMES
Pac-Man Inducted Into International Video Game Hall of Fame
But not a hurt and disappointed Ms. Pac-Man.
 
MEDIA
Eulogy Magazine Hits Newsstands
Glossy monthly aimed at highly successful people who just died.
 
TRENDS
Survey: Email Use Drops 28% As Teens Text, Use Social Networks
Parents lament dying art of e-mail writing.
 
SCIENCE
1st Graders’ Personalities
Set For Life

By peer pressure in kindergarten.
Study: Parents With Young Children Get Less Exercise, Are Fatter
Rarely have sex and never sleep.
Moon Too Dry to Have Any Life
Or at least any night life.

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