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 NO. 517 “Expect the Ironic” AUGUST 9 - 15, 2010 

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Aug 16
 
KAGAN SWORN IN, HAZING BEGINS
After taking oath, discovers hand glued to bible.
 
WORLD NEWS
Al Qaeda Plans English Language Newspaper
Hiring suicide bombers as delivery boys.
Iran Bans Mullet
Except for mullahs.
 
EDUCATION
At University of Georgia, Nation's
Top Party School, “Thursday
Is the New Friday”

Also, Tuesday is the new Monday.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Feds Admit Storing Airport
Checkpoint Body Scan Images

Don't worry, only the really hot ones.
Dogs Granted Right to Marry
But not gay dogs.
U. S. NEWS
Ground Zero Mosque an Affront
To Americans, Say Some

Insults our long history of religious intolerance.
Cost of War on Terror Placed
At $1.15 Trillion

Public terrified.
Most Americans Polled Think They
Married the Right Person

This time, but not the last time or the time before that.
 
 
REMINDER
  Refudiate ignorance.
 
New York City Has 650,000 Millionaires
50,000 of them living on the streets.
 
POLITICS
Midterms: Republicans Hope
To Gain Control of House

“Then you'll really see some inaction,” says one.
Hollywood Conservatives Gather
Dennis Miller, Jon Voigt, Gary Sinise, three others have lunch.
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