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 NO. 512 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 5 - 11, 2010 

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  GIANT SKIMMING SHIP
ARRIVES IN GULF

It will suck up massive volumes of oil, then spring massive leak.
 
WORLD NEWS
Afghanistan: Deal With Taliban Reportedly in Works
They would help government locate Al Qaeda; in exchange government would destroy all art, jail all women and burn down all schools.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Flying Car Gets FAA Approval
Not so fast, says Highway Transportation Safety Board.
U. S. NEWS
Bad News: Employment Falls
As Census Jobs End

Good news: there’s another census in 2020.
Obama Finally Addresses
Immigration Issue

In reply, GOP calls for his deportation.
 
REMINDER
  Shoot first and ask "Who is it?" later.
 
NYT: Factory Jobs Return, But
Skilled Workers Scarce

Many left to seek jobs in Mexico.
Illinois Economy on Brink of Disaster
Only bright spot: sales of handguns.
California Lawmakers Consider License Plates That Flash Ads
Mostly for emergency medical services.
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