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 NO. 511 “Expect the Ironic” JUNE 28 - JULY 4, 2010 

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Jul 5
  OBAMA REPLACES McCHRYSTAL WITH PETRAEUS
 
  Above: Petraeus receives word.
 
WORLD NEWS
Whaling Meeting Delays Decision on Hunting for One Year
To see if there are any whales left.
Xe Services (formerly Blackwater) Wins $120 Million Contract to Protect U.S. Consulates in Afghanistan
Guards will be redeployed from Pandora.
Saudis Reportedly Clear
Israel to Bomb Iran

Described as “act of good will.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Bad News: Oil Gushing Worse Than Ever After Robot Crashes Into It
Good news: another robot's on the way.
U. S. NEWS
Report: Despite Recession,
Rich Got Richer

Actually, because of it.
Only U.S. Facility Where
Response to Spills Can be
Tested Closed Due to Leak

Only facility where response to leaks can be tested closed due to spill.
 
REMINDER
  Ask your witch doctor if voodoo is right for you.
 
Arizona Governor: Most Illegal Immigrants Smuggling Drugs
Taking jobs from American drug smugglers.
Health Insurers Raise Rates
Even after President Obama implored them not to be too greedy.
Minerals Management Service Renamed Bureau of Ocean Energy Management, Regulation and Enforcement
Longer name should rid corrupt agency of graft, sexual favors and drug-infused orgies at taxpayers' expense, says spokesman.
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