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 NO. 491 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 8 - 14, 2010 

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  NATION'S CAPITAL BROUGHT TO A STANDSTILL
By Sen. Shelby (R-Ala.).
 
WORLD NEWS
Iran Launches Mouse, 2 Turtles,
Dozen Worms Into Space

Experts fear it could presage even weirder payloads.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
  Intel Chiefs Warn: Terror Attack Imminent
Then they run like hell.
U. S. NEWS
Top Generals: Drop “Don't Ask,
Don't Tell”

Replace it with: “You Are! Who Knew?”
FBI Wants ISP's to Keep Record of Every Site You Visit for 2 Years
Just you.
 
REMINDER
  This is the golden age of obesity.
 
Study: Drivers Who Text 6 Times More Likely to Crash
But friends can participate in final thoughts: “OMG, crsh!!!”
Google, National Security
Agency Team Up

To form “one big mutha,” says spokesman.
 
POLITICS
Sarah Palin Reportedly Bought 4000 Copies of Her Own Book
“She's a voracious reader,” says spokesperson.
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