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 NO. 472 “Expect the Ironic” SEPT 28 - OCT 4, 2009 

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Oct 5
 
  G-20 TO REPLACE G-8
G-8 caps, t-shirts going for 60% off.
 
WORLD NEWS
Iran: Developing Nuclear Energy
“For Peaceful Purposes”

At secret underground site.
 
THE WAR
McChrystal Wants 40,000
More Troops

Minimum needed for upgrade from stalemate to quagmire.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
One in Five U.S. Drivers Admits Texting
lol, omg, sos.
U. S. NEWS
Terrorist Suspect Bought
Bomb-Making Materials
From Beauty Supply Stores

Bought his beauty supplies from bomb-making facilities.
Fed Says Economic Activity
“Has Picked Up”

Led by going-out-of-business sales, auctions of foreclosed homes.
 
REMINDER
  Walk a mile in another man's carbon footprint.
 
Administration Scrambles as Gitmo Shutdown Deadline Nears
Best idea so far: give each prisoner a cab and a map of Manhattan.
Ammunition Shortage Leaving Many Guns Unloaded
Do you feel lucky? Do ya, punk?
Study: Teens With Own Cars Have More Crashes
Parents: best study ever.
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