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 NO. 469 “Expect the Ironic” SEPT 7 - 13, 2009 

Aug 31
Sep 14
WORLD NEWS
KREMLIN LAUNCHES OWN YOUTUBE CHANNEL
 
  First show, a chat with President Dmitry Medvedev, has already been viewed 11 times.
International Monitors Certify
Afghan Election Results

Experts from Iran, Florida, Myanmar see no anomalies.
Report: Iraq Rife With Corruption
Hailed as return to normalcy.
U.S. Accuses Pakistan of Altering
Missiles it Sold Them

Claims they were converted into dangerous weapons.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
White House to Make
Visitor Logs Public

Releasing names of everyone who takes tour.
U. S. NEWS
Gen. McChrystal: Afghan War “Winnable”
If we simply avoid mistakes made by Soviet Union, British Empire, Genghis Khan, Alexander the Great.
Many School Districts Ban Obama's Stay-in-School Message
Instead show Republicans' anti-stay-in-school message.
 
REMINDER
  Everything is worse than previously believed.
 
Fed Guardedly Optimistic About
Future of U.S. Economy

Expects turnaround in 2nd quarter of next century.
Nevada Most Distressed State
Unemployment among Elvis impersonators approaching 100%.
 
POLITICS
Virginia: GOP Nominee for Governor Defends ’89 Masters Thesis Attack on “Cohabitators, Homosexuals and Fornicators”
No longer has a problem with fornicators.
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