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PEOPLE
On 40th Anniversary, 6% Still Think Moon Landing Faked
Among them, Buzz Aldrin (right).
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy” to
Be Played in London Classical
Fest by Ukuleles

Scalpers will take day off.
Biggest Decline in Video Game
Sales Since 2000

Industry fears kids may be going back outside to play.
 
BUSINESS
California Public Debt Rated on
Par With Kazakhstan, Iceland

Causes panic in Kazakhstan, Iceland.
Harry and Louise Return in Ads Supporting Health Care Reform
Each has Alzheimer's now, and no insurance.
SCIENCE
Foolproof Lie Detectors That Analyze Brain Activity Coming Soon
Unless outlawed by Congress.
Study: Fellow Students “Smell”
Your Fear Before an Exam

“Sense” they shouldn't copy your answers.
 
Crew of Six Completes 105-Day Simulated Mission to Mars
Their impression: Mars needs women.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Poll: 3% Say They Trust Pharmaceutical Companies
Most on Health Care

Same 3% who believe in leprechauns.
 
CORRECTION
 
In last week's Health and Medicine section we ran a story with the headline "Swearing Makes Palin More Tolerable." The headline should have read "Swearing Makes Pain More Tolerable." We apologize for the typo.

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