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 NO. 461 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 13 - 19, 2009 

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STATUE OF LIBERTY CROWN REOPENS
Tired, poor, huddled masses wait for hours to get in.
 
WORLD NEWS
China to Build Own Neverland as Tribute to Michael Jackson
Next to Chinese Graceland.
Honduras Air Safety Board
Promises Reforms

Will look into problem of trucks, troops on runways.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
G-8 Leaders Agree to Limit Global Temperature Rise to 2 Celsius
Shown: Obama, Sarkozy individually battle warming.
U. S. NEWS
Panetta: CIA Routinely Misled Congress During Bush Administration
No changes planned.
Report: Bush Wiretaps Produced
No Useful Intel

Outside of Valerie Plame's phone number.
 
REMINDER
  Morbidly obese is the new pleasantly plump.
 
Illinois Senate Race Wide Open
Early bidding frantic.
GM Out of Bankruptcy
Did you receive your “Thank You” note yet?
South Carolina Police: Sanford Didn't Misuse Funds to Visit Mistress
Quite the contrary.
 
POLL
20% Fewer Than Decade Ago View Science as Our Greatest Achievement
Most Americans think its Twinkies.
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