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 NO. 460 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 6 - 12, 2009 

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  IRAQ: U.S. OCCUPIERS FINALLY DRIVEN OUT
Search begins for exiled tyrant Bush.
 
WORLD NEWS
Recent TV Image of Kim Jong Il Doctored Version of April Photo
He’s actually in Argentina.
U.S. Suspends Military
Relations with Honduras

Cancels all torture training for its officers.
 
PEOPLE
Sanford Admits Other Affairs
But assures current mistress he's over them.
U. S. NEWS
Palin Resignation Fuels Talk
Speculation she may enter Mrs. America contest.
Many States on Brink of
Financial Collapse

Residents of neighboring states advised to purchase firearms.
 
REMINDER
  At some time in your life you might find yourself employed, so be prepared.
 
Percentage of Americans
Covered by Private Health
Insurance at 50-Year Low

But thank God we don’t have socialized medicine.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Panel: 85% of Bush DOJ Indictments of Local Officials Were of Democrats, Odds of That Happening Randomly: 1 in 10,000
Chances of this being reported by Fox News: 0 in 10,000.
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