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IRAQ: U.S.
OCCUPIERS FINALLY DRIVEN OUT
Search begins for exiled tyrant Bush. |
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Recent TV Image of Kim Jong
Il Doctored Version of April Photo
He’s actually in Argentina. |
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U.S. Suspends Military
Relations with Honduras
Cancels all torture training for its
officers. |
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Sanford
Admits Other Affairs
But assures current mistress he's over them. |
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Palin Resignation Fuels Talk
Speculation she may enter Mrs. America
contest. |
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Many States on Brink of
Financial Collapse
Residents of neighboring states advised
to purchase firearms. |
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| REMINDER |
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At
some time in your life
you might find yourself
employed, so be prepared. |
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Percentage of Americans
Covered by Private Health
Insurance at 50-Year Low
But thank God we don’t have
socialized medicine. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Panel: 85% of Bush DOJ
Indictments of Local Officials
Were of Democrats, Odds of That Happening
Randomly: 1 in 10,000
Chances of this being reported by Fox
News: 0 in 10,000. |
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