| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Robot
Able to Express Seven Different
Human Emotions Unveiled in Japan
They are: lust, gluttony, greed,
slothfulness, anger, envy and
overweening pride. |
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Microsoft Readies Free
PC Security Software
Makes it impossible for anyone to access
your data files (including you). |
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Google Pays
Big Fine
Mapping vehicle caught by
red light camera. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
Write
Your Own News Story
(Just Fill in the Blanks)
In yet another _______
all-night session,
_____'s state legislature
erupted in ______
punctuated by ______ and
_____ , and featuring a
______ match between
Democrat ______ and
Republican _____ that
lasted until _____ in the
morning. _____ State
Troopers were called in
when _____ , who
represents ______ County,
________ his pants and
_______ all over ______ ,
an Independent. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The reason the GOP is in
trouble: |
| A ) | Only 22%
identify as Republican. |
| B ) | No
consistent message. |
| C ) | Negativity. |
| D ) | Leaders either not known
or widely disliked. |
| Hint: Correct! Take
the rest of the day off. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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Vitamins Reverse Benefits
Of Exercise
Ask your doctor if vitamins or
exercise is right for you. |
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| SPORTS |
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U.S. Defeats Brazil
In foosball. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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White House
Releases Bo's Official
Portrait
It will hang next to
official portraits of
Barney, Socks, Millie,
Nixon. |
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