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 NO. 455 “Expect the Ironic” JUNE 1 - 7, 2009 

May 25
June 8
 
  KARZAI, AHMADINEJAD, ZARDARI MEET IN TEHRAN
Toast George Bush for “making this all possible.”
 
WORLD NEWS
General Casey: U.S. Could Be
In Iraq 10 More Years

Then it'll be Ralph Nader's problem.
France Snubs Queen Elizabeth, Doesn't Invite Her to D-Day Anniversary
Mix-up blamed on Vichy dead-enders.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Big Ben Rings in 150th Anniversary
Accurate to the second according to custodian's cellphone.
U. S. NEWS
Consumer Confidence Jumps
Most consumers confident that somebody else will start to buy things soon.
Obama Reveals Campaign Files Hacked Before Election
Also: McCain's file cabinets broken into.
 
REMINDER
  We can drill our way out of this hole.
 
General: Withheld Iraq Abuse
Photos Depict Rape, Torture

And other examples of frat house horseplay.
Indiana, Virginia No Longer
Allow Smiles on Driver’s License Photos as Security Measure

The terrorists have won.
Obama Creates Task Force
To Find Out if Government
Keeps Too Many Secrets

Results will be classified.
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