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 NO. 451 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 4 - 10, 2009 

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LAST WEEK'S TOP STORIES:
SWINE FLU HYSTERIA GRIPS NATION
Documents prove President George W. Bush committed war crimes.
 
WORLD NEWS
Pakistan's President: Bin Laden Could Be Dead
Says he “hasn't called in weeks.”
Afghanistan: U.S. Troops Hope to Eradicate Poppy Crop
And convince farmers to grow arugula.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Congressman Compares BCS to Communism
Asks officials, “Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Big Ten?”
U. S. NEWS
Consumer Confidence Soars
Now that bankrupt automakers promise to take over their car payments if they lose their jobs.
Republicans: No Reason to Probe Bush Administration Use of Torture
There was no oral sex involved.
 
REMINDER
  Less unhappy days are here again.
 
Gates: Detainees May Be Housed Here, Solving One Problem
In foreclosed homes, solving another.
Supreme Court Sides With FCC on Broadcast of “Fleeting Expletives”
Writing for majority, Scalia calls minority opinion “bullshit.”
Cheney Wants Interrogation Tapes Released
Specifically, the ones detroyed on his orders.
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