| FEATURE |
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| John Paul Stevens was
joined by Antonin Scalia
and Clarence Thomas in a
Supreme Court 5-4 ruling
limiting police searches
of cars of suspects under
arrest. The normally
conservative justices
joined in the liberal
interpretation of the law
because: |
| A ) | Officers were
misinterpreting the
doctrine of stare decisis
in New York v. Belton. |
| B ) | Unusual
sunspot activity. |
| C ) | Souter
slipped something into
their coffee. |
| C ) | Ginsburg has
photos. |
| Hint: must
be pretty good photos. |
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| ART |
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Hitler's Watercolors, From When He Couldn't
Make it as Young Artist, Sell for $143,358 at Auction
A few years too late, unfortunately. |
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| MAN
IN THE STREET |
| This
Week's Question: Is waterboarding
torture? |
 Tomas de
Torquemada, inquisitor: "No.
It is a safe, time-tested method
of interrogation." |
 Vlad the
Impaler, impaler: "Of course
not. You want torture? I'll show
you torture. My card." |
 Pol Pot,
mass murderer: "Yes, it's
torture. For the person administering it!
Borrring." |
 Idi Amin,
cab driver: "It is if I'm
doing it. Hey, you call this a tip?" |
 Dick
Cheney, sportsman: "No. It
is a safe, time-tested method of
interrogation." |
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