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 NO. 446 “Expect the Ironic” MAR 30 - APR 5, 2009 

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LONDON: MASSIVE PROTESTS ERUPT AT
G-20 SUMMIT

Right: police employ new crowd control methods to contain mobs.
 
WORLD NEWS
China: Replace Dollar With New International Reserve Currency
Something easier to pronounce.
Spanish Court Begins Inquiry Into Former U.S. Officials' War Crimes
Rumsfeld, Cheney, Gonzales cancel golf trip to Madrid.
Report: U.S., Allies Plan to Replace Karzai in Afghanistan
Want to make switch from puppet to marionette.
Lights Turned Off Across Globe for One Hour
Part of International Make Out Day.
U. S. NEWS
EPA Declares Greenhouse Gases “Significant Health Risk”
Revises previous policy, which classified them “good for you.”
TARP Funds Already Being
Paid Back to Government

In the sense that they’re going to reelection campaigns of leading members of Congress.
 
REMINDER
  A rising sea level lifts all boats.
 
Postmaster General Warns Congress Post Office Running Out of Funds
May have to stop delivery of unsolicited junk mail.
Report: Torture Produced
No Useful Intelligence

But did produce one hit TV show.
Texas Court: Schools Must
Acknowledge Both Sides
Of Evolution Debate

The Darwinian side and the Hanna-Barbera side.
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