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 Kellogg's
Drops Michael Phelps for Smoking
Pot at Party with Friends
Maker of children's cereals
loaded with sugar, trans fats and
other unhealthful ingredients
says he's “not consistent
with the image of Kellogg.” |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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“Fear Factor Live” Theme Park
Attraction Shuts Down in Orlando
Ticket holders may exchange them for six
month subscription to Business Week. |
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| BUSINESS |
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GM to Offer Buyouts to
All Hourly Employees
Will use bailout for buyouts. |
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Huge Spike in New Customers
For accounting firms used by Cabinet
appointees. |
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 Bank
of America Starts Putting Bailout
Funds Back into Economy
With $10 million Super Bowl
party. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Melting of Polar Ice Caps
Could Shift Earth's Rotation
Take necessary precautions. |
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Language Site Predicts English
Will Have One Million Words
By End of April
Only about a dozen in actual use. |
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 Nuclear Reactors Leaking
Radioactive Water
Concludes otherwise glowing report |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Protein Injections Shown to
Reverse Effects of Alzheimer's in Mice
Could lead to gramps wising up again after
years of ridicule. |
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Study: Best Depression Drugs,
Zoloft, Cipralex
Poll: best recession drugs, Advil, Tums. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week,
due to a typo, we reported that
President Obama had assembled
"the most ethnically diverse
cabinet in history." It
should have said ethically
diverse. We regret the error. |
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