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 NO. 439 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 9 - 15, 2009 

Feb 2
Feb 16
 
PAKISTAN RELEASES A.Q. KHAN FROM HOUSE ARREST
Man considered world's biggest nuclear proliferator says he “can't wait to get back to work.”
 
WORLD NEWS
Saudi Arabia Has 11 Ex-Gitmo
Prisoners on Most Wanted List
Despite Extremist Reeducation
Classes

Apparently, “Death to Israel 101” didn't help.
Suppressed Report Concludes U.S. Outsourced Torture
And torture tech support.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
More Trouble for Obama Administration
Pick for Under Secretary of Agriculture (right) caught smuggling live pigeons in his underwear.
U. S. NEWS
Bad News: 600,000 Jobs
Lost in January

Good news: mostly jobs Americans won't do.
CIA Nominee Panetta: No Extraordinary Renditions
Just your regular everyday standard-issue Plain Jane renditions.
Postal Service Wants to Cut
Service to 5 Days

Will also suspend service during rain, snow, sleet, hail.
 
REMINDER
  All the qualified people are corrupt.
 
Senators Desperately Looking for Programs Which Could Be Cut
Will meet aboard one of 11 aircraft carriers currently protecting us from Japan.
Obama's Pick to Head Commerce Dept. Wanted to Disband It
But paid his taxes.
Groundhog Sees Six More
Weeks of Winter

Bill Murray sees six more weeks of residuals.
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