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 NO. 434 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 5 - 11, 2009 

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POLL: 79% WILL NOT MISS BUSH
Shown: he ponders his legacy.
 
WORLD NEWS
Stalin Third-Greatest Russian,
According to Poll

Would have finished higher had he not murdered 25-30 million Russians.
 
POLITICS
GOP Officials Accuse Bush of Embracing Socialism
Call Cheney “fellow traveler.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Russia: Medvedev Moving Out of Putin's Shadow
Although they still share a desk.
U. S. NEWS
Shoplifting, Counterfeiting, Bank Robbery on the Rise
Shopping, spending, saving on the wane.
Consumer Confidence Hits
All-Time Low

Lowest since man began consuming.
Fed Hints of Further Rate Cuts
Borrowers can soon expect to be paid to take out a loan.
 
REMINDER
  Write the year "2009" on all your bounced checks.
 
CIA Turns to Google for Help
Asks search giant if they need to put quotation marks around Osama bin Laden.
Lawsuit Filed to Remove Word “God” From Inauguration
Or at least have it “bleeped” out.
 
EDUCATION
Peru to Sue Yale Over Artifacts
Demands its skull and bones back.
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