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 NO. 411 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 28 - AUG 3, 2008 

July 21
Aug 4
 
BUSH BUBBLE ABOUT TO BURST
Stand back.
 
WORLD NEWS
War Crimes Suspect Arrested
No, not that one.
Beijing to Have “Protest Zones”
For Olympics

In nearby Tibet.
Study: World Getting Happier
Warmer winters, anti-depressants, more cable channels credited.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
North Korea Unveils Luxury 105-Story Hotel
Runs entirely on nuclear power.
U. S. NEWS
Bush: “Wall Street Got Drunk”
Then threw up all over everything.
Quagmire Relocation Effort Underway
Consensus developing to shift U.S. troops
from unwelcome interference in endless ethnic conflict in Iraq to futile meddling in
hopeless tribal wars in Afghanistan.
 
REMINDER
  This is the Chinese Century.
 
3 in Air Force Ballistic Missile Crew Fall Asleep Holding Launch Codes
Unbelievably boring launch codes.
Farm Animal Rights Bill on
California Ballot
Included: No castration without representation.
 
POLITICS
McCain Campaign Proposes New Rules for Live Debates
Insists on five-minute delay.
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