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 NO. 385 “Expect the Ironic” JAN 28 - FEB 3, 2008 

Jan 21
Feb 4
  OBAMA PROVES BLACKS CAN WIN IN SOUTH
 
  Shown: candidate waiting for service at lunch counter.
 
WORLD NEWS
Americans Breech Section of Wall Between U.S., Canada
Thousands pour across border, buy prescription drugs.
 
PEOPLE
President Bush, in Final Year, Considers Legacy
Will he be remembered for Katrina, War in Iraq or the Depression?
U. S. NEWS
White House, Congress Agree on $150 Billion Political Survival Package
Bipartisan deal keeps them in office through next election.
Study: Administration Made 14 Truthful Statements in Buildup to War
And 935 false ones.
 
REMINDER
  Stop and smell the bioengineered flowers.
 
Wolfowitz Named Chairman of State Dept. Advisory Board
His duties will be to conceive, promote next fiasco.
Senators Consider Rebates For Retirees
If they're registered voters.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
World Future Society Predicts
1 Billion Millionaires in 2033

And eight billion beggars.
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