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MISCELLANEOUS
Three Stooges Museum Opens in Pennsylvania
Curator claims to have more Three Stooges artifacts, posters, memorabilia than the Louvre, the Tate, the Hermitage and the Metropolitan Museum of Art combined.
 
SPORTS
Big Upset Stuns World of
College Football

Somebody graduated on time.
 
NEW PRODUCTS
Amazing New Medical Implant Causes Cancer, Detects It, Notifies Your Doctor
State-of-the-art technology includes GPS to locate you and personal financial data to automatically bill your insurance company.
PEOPLE
Book: Bush to “Replenish the ol' Coffers” When Out of Office
Hopes to cash in by buying up foreclosed properties and “flippin' 'em.”
Letters Reveal Mother Teresa Often Doubted Her Faith
But continued to serve the poor “just to be on the safe side.”

WHAT THEY WERE DREAMING
 
U.S. ATTACKS IRAN, OUSTS GOVERNMENT
Americans greeted as liberators.

FACTOID
Those in Wealthiest Nations Live 30 Years Longer Than Those in Poorest
But they suffer through old age of boredom, bland food and endless frustration on golf course.

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