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 NO. 359 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 30 - AUGUST 5, 2007 

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POLL: 54% WANT CHENEY IMPEACHED, 45% BUSH
37% want Cheney water-boarded, 28% Bush; tarred and feathered, 24% and 16%; drawn and quartered, 14% and 9%; skinned alive, 6% and 3%.
 
WORLD NEWS
China Cancels Second Environmental
Report in Two Months

Claims it needs more time for green surge
to work.
U.S. Deploying Robot Planes in Afghanistan
But having trouble recruiting androids to fly them.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Dubai Claims World's Tallest Building
Also world's first skyscraper with no women's restrooms above sixth floor.
U. S. NEWS
Report: Astronauts Flew Drunk at
Least Twice

Explains odd, elliptical orbits.
Gates: Pentagon Making Contingency Plans to Withdraw From Iraq
In case things don’t work out over there.
 
REMINDER
  Nobody is watching your live, twenty-four-hours-a-day seven-days-a-week video blog.
 
Bush Taking “Seriously” Panel's 29-Page Report on Vets' Health Care
Puts it in “Do Not Shred” basket.
 
WAR ON TERROR
FBI Proposes Building Special Network of Informants
Members of S.N.I.T.C.H. (Special Network of Informants That Call Headquarters) would report suspicious activity, like a nosy neighbor who's acting suspiciously but who also might be in S.N.I.T.C.H.
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