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 NO. 355 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 2 - 8, 2007 

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THOUSANDS WAIT ON LONG LINES TO RETURN iPHONES
Some have camped out for days.
 
WORLD NEWS
City Dwellers Will Soon
Outnumber Rural

Rhythm & Blues expected to overtake Country & Western.
U.S. Weighs Opening Diplomatic Relations
With Dick Cheney.
Global Study: Rich Got Richer in 2006
Official announcement to be made July 14th in Versailles.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Archeologists Confirm Mummy Is Queen Hatshepsut, Only Female Pharaoh
She assumed power after previous pharaoh led Egypt into disastrous war in Mesopotamia.
U. S. NEWS
Immigration Debate Ends
Administration mulls next distraction from war in Iraq.
High Court Strikes Down
Affirmative Action

Justice Thomas writes majority decision, after which he's asked to leave.
 
REMINDER
  There's never been a better time to buy opium.
 
CIA Documents Reveal Succession of Failed Plots Against Castro
Assassination, poison, exploding cigar, pepper gum, Chinese finger trap, dribble glass — nothing worked.
 
POLITICS
Fred Thompson Endorsed by Ex-Wife
Giuliani's.
Coulter's Hate Speech Spurs
Edwards Fundraising

Other Democrats cry foul, demand Coulter attack them.
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