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HIGH TECH
Post Office Introduces Robot Mailboxes
Will collect, sort, deliver letters, saving billions.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Nielsen: Average American
Home Has 104 TV Channels

And 2 books.
 
INTERNET
Court Strikes Down 1998
Internet Porn Law

Finally, after ten years, porn once again available online.
ICANN Agrees to Add New Domains
Each will cater to particular segments of web.
 
  .hey   (hard of hearing)
  .#@!   (angry)
  .duh   (new to Internet)
  .nah   (not interested)
  .con   (crooks)
 
MEDIA
THIS WEEK'S TOP 5 FOX NEWS HEADLINES
SCIENCE
Study: Microscopic Organisms Smarter Than We Thought
A bit smarter than we want to think about, quite frankly.
Giant Magnet At CERN Could Reveal Previously Unknown Dimension
Described as “a little like width, a little like time.”
 
Scientists Design Salamander-Like Robot Which Swims, But Also Walks
Will observe it for next five million years.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Ventromedial Prefrontal Cortex Where Empathy, Shame, Guilt, Compassion Processed Can Be Damaged
Based on study of Bush Administration.
Estimate: One Billion Overweight,
300 Million Obese

Not you. You look fabulous.
1.   CLINTON FIRED ALL 93 U.S. ATTORNEYS
2.   REVEALED: GORE'S OUTRAGEOUS ELECTRIC BILL
3.   LATEST ON SANDY BERGER SCANDAL
4.   OBAMA DENIES ATTENDING MADRASSA –– AGAIN
5.   FIRST PHOTOS: CASH IN JEFFERSON'S FREEZER

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