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 NO. 337 “Expect the Ironic” FEB 26 - MAR 4, 2007 

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RICE REPORTS SIGNIFICANT PROGRESS AT MIDEAST TALKS
She gets Abbas, Olmert to shake hands, smile to camera.
 
WORLD NEWS
Blair Announces Withdrawal of
British Troops From Iraq

Congressman wants English muffins renamed "freedom muffins."
U.S. Appeals Court Says Cuba,
Not U.S., Has Sovereignty in
Prisoners’ Cases

Detainees hope to have their day in court in Cuba’s more fair-minded judicial system.
Iran Plans Female-Only Island
So far, only applicants have been male.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Statue of Liberty Spanks Bush
Uncle Sam sodomizes Cheney (not shown).
U. S. NEWS
Bush: Give Iraq Time
Another 1400 years may be needed.
American Economy Leaving Record Numbers in Severe Poverty
However, Dick Cheney doing well.
Dems Trade Lieberman for Hagel
And a congressman to be named later.
 
REMINDER
  If we lose in Iraq, the Iraqis will have won.
 
Death of Anna Nicole Raising Questions
Deep, profound questions that require constant media attention.
CIA Announces Passenger
Bill of Rights

For all rendition flights delayed more than two hours.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Report: Yellowstone Air
Quality Improving

White House blames snowmobile restrictions.
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