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 NO. 335 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 12 - 18, 2007 

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CASTRO RECOVERING
Recent photo (left) released by Cuban government shows him close to his old self.
 
WORLD NEWS
U.S., Iraqi Governments Divided
One blames Iran for civil war, other blames Syria.
North Korea Ready to Discuss
Nuclear Disarmament

With Iran.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Only 13% of Congressional
Republicans Believe Global
Warming Manmade

Vast majority cite other reasons.
U. S. NEWS
Report: Pentagon Unit Twisted
Prewar Intel

But didn't break any laws deceiving us into catastrophic quagmire of historic proportions.
One Five-Story Building in
Cayman Islands Headquarters
For 5,000 U.S. Corporations

Location, location, location.
Defense Budget Calls for $600 Billion
In unmarked bills.
 
REMINDER
  Everybody talks about global warming, but nobody does anything about it.
 
New York May Ban Use of iPods, Cellphones in Crosswalks
Will make exceptions for people who talk to themselves.
North Dakota: Cohabitation
Downgraded From Sex Crime
To Fraud

Marriage upgraded from fraud to sex crime.
 
POLITICS
More Candidates Decline Public Funding
Don't want to be beholden to public.
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