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 NO. 333 “Expect the Ironic” JAN 29 - FEB 4, 2007 

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BUSH APPROVAL RATING LOWEST SINCE NIXON
73% say they wouldn't buy used car from him.
WORLD NEWS
Chavez: Castro “Almost Jogging”
Also almost chewing.
Iran: Ahmadinejad's Popularity Waning
Many find his name too hard to spell.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
England: Virgin Komodo Dragon Gives Birth
Three wise lizards come, bearing gifts.
Anti-Ethanol Lobby Descends on Washington
Orville Redenbacher, Paul Newman, Sailor Jack plead their case to Congress.
U. S. NEWS
Military to Increase “Moral Waiver”
Program to Aid Recruitment

Will roll buses up to prison gates when inmates released early.
Report: Advanced Military
Parts Sold to China, Iran on
Open Market

FBI blames “invisible hand.”
 
 
REMINDER
  Shoot first and refuse to answer questions later.
 
Bush Presents New Plan for New Orleans in State of the Union Address
Total neglect.
Military Unveils New Weapon
Dubbed “Active Denial System”

Has already been successfully tested on Dick Cheney.
Bush: Give Authority to Raise Mileage Standards to Dept. of Transportation
Appoints President of General Motors to run Dept. of Transportation.
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