 BUSH WILL
SEND 20,000 IMPERIAL
TROOPERS TO IRAQ
Surge represents first stage of Operation
Empire Strikes Back. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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In Major Shakeup, Ministers of Defense,
Interior, Foreign Affairs, Finance and Oil
Remain in Place in Iraq
Maliki Replaces Ministers of Culture,
Tourism. |
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Mullah Omar Says He Hasn't
Seen Bin Laden in 5 Years
What's more, “he never writes, he
never calls.” |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Oil Companies Express Alarm,
Concern About Global Warming
Following precipitous drop in demand for home
heating oil. |
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| SPACE |
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 Amazon's
Bezos Unveils Commercial
Space Program
Rocket will deliver
packages within ten
minutes (with free Super
Saver Shipping on orders
over $25). |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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White House Legal Counsel
Harriet Miers Resigns
Loses cab to John Negroponte, also
rushing out. |
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Given They Knew Then What
They Know Now, 57 Senators
Wouldn't Have Voted for War
Given they know now what they'll know 12
months from now, 100 wouldn't have voted
for it. |
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| REMINDER |
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Write “2007” on your
checks for things you bought in 2003. |
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Marine Commandant : Death
Toll in Iraq for U.S. Troops “Not
Excessive”
When measured against other unnecessary
wars. |
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FBI Files Reveal Former Chief
Justice Rehnquist Had Hallucinations
Thought he was being chased by angry mob
of disenfranchised black voters. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Town 25 Miles From Orlando
Overrun by Mice
Vermin have four fingers, wear white
gloves, display obnoxiously sunny
disposition. |
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